| Tuesday, November 29th, 2005 |
| 1:45 pm |
dum test
Imaginative, erotic, passionate
You prefer to have one partner and to try everything with them. You have an enormous sexual appetite, and you often create sexy scenarios to play out with your significant other.
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| Monday, November 28th, 2005 |
| 5:55 pm |
Thanksgiving
Well we missed our boi jo being home this yr...{{{{{{{{{{{[BIG HUG TO JO }}}}}}}}} I had a house full with 7 people...All women all gay except one My....I had Girl Lisa come up on wed. to help out with the cooking...She was a Big help to Me... After we ate we had some fun with Lisa and she put on some sexy things and I took pictures of it...Let me tell you it was " HOT "...She did some things like Bending over in a thong doing dishes, going into the oven...It was fun...Mom even helped her tie the corset up...Even My shy boi brandon one of the girls from NYC like & they went for a walk to talk... Fri. Lisa and I got up at 6am and hit the stores shopping...It's nice to have a girl to go shopping with...OK, So she can tell you how BAD I am on the ride a chair...She had to run to stop a stack of VCR from falling over that I ran into at the store...< oups > Oh well...Good thing she was there... < smile > The night after we had everyone back over to eat left overs...Then we had fun doing karaoke...It was a lot of fun...And most of the food is now gone... < smile > I even got to play with My new toy on Lisa & brandon's ass, because Lisa didn't ask to use the dishwasher and brandon didn't tell her to ask first...< VEFG > THAT WAS FUN.... Sun. we put up the Christmas tree, it a fresh one and looks so nice.... I did make a very good soup and Only Mom came to eat, the 2 N.Y.C girls and Lisa went home..< sad face > It was so nice to have Lisa around...I think I will enjoy having a girl...BUT I LOVE MY BOI'S.... |
| 5:54 pm |
it's test day
Wow.
You are 65% perverted. |
| You've got one hell of a strange perversion...you find anything slightly sexual something that turns you on. You found the "Let's get physical" music video hot. You think that cher just needs a good ass fucking. You find yourself reading nutritional facts labels inticing. You dont like masturbating unelss someone else is present. Jesus. |
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 92% on Perverseness |
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| 5:36 pm |
another dum test
Very nice
You scored 880 compatability! |
| You are almost a perfect girlfriend. There are only a few little things you boyfriend despises about you but there is probably just enough to keep him from banging your best friend when you are out of town. |
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 99% on compatability |
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| 5:30 pm |
another dum test
If you scored over 75 on either scale ..You Want Me, IM Me We'll Talk
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| Description 1 |
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My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 99% on understanding |
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You scored higher than 99% on experience |
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| 5:08 pm |
Another Test
 You are a Gender Nazi. Your boundary-crossing lifestyle inspires awe in your friends and colleagues. Or maybe they're just scared you will kick their asses for using gender-specific language. Either way, the wife-beater helps. What kind of postmodernist are you!? brought to you by Quizilla |
| Monday, November 21st, 2005 |
| 9:07 pm |
drivin chair
Well, YES IT WAS....LOL...AND????? I hit people I enjoy < very much > to go as fast as I can,lol, out of an aisle without looking and go across the main aisle into the one across...."I know it a suicidal move but It gives me such joy < smile > To day as Sams,your Daddy "O" was giving me shit so I hit here with the baset on the drivin chair < oups > |
| Thursday, November 17th, 2005 |
| 9:39 pm |
Dr. Apt.
I went to the Dr. with my two MRI'S one of my neck & my lower back...He tells me he only does back surgery and from what he see's I don't need one...That he will let comp. know that I need to go to a Pain clinic or a neurologist...So he is not my Dr. any more and will not give me a note to stay out of work for comp...< as* hole > So now I'm back to not knowing a fuc*ing thing...I still can't feel my three fingers...And check this out the Comp. lady called me yesterday to see if I wanted to go for another shot... I'm is soooooooooooooo much pain all day & night...I'm only sleeping 3-4 hrs.a day...I have to fight in Walmart to get a riding chair...Ok ,so I send My boi brandon to get one for me...lol...But I have to ride around the store because I can't work that long without pain shooting down my legs...Oh and I'm a mess hitting things, knocking things over....So if you see me ...RUN.... |
| Sunday, November 13th, 2005 |
| 9:29 pm |
MRI
OK, So sat. I went to get a Lower back MRI...I was also able to get the MRI of my neck to bring to the Dr. on Thursday... I hope he can tell me why My 3 fingers are numb... I don't feel any better I'm feeling a lot worse after the shot...My neck & head is always in pain...I hate the way I'm always feeling...I hate not working...I hate that the Holidays are coming and I have not got a check sense Aug.10th...THIS SUCKS...Well I'm off to bed...Maybe tomorrow will be better...I can only hope.... It's nice to have a family that understands & is here for me....I am loved.... Today was a good day " card class " ...It was good to go back again...It was closed because of the State Fair... Last weekend was the first weekend back but we was in Atl. & couldn't go...Today was fun... Current Mood:  sleepy |
| Thursday, November 10th, 2005 |
| 11:37 am |
DonCon
A weekend of family fun.... We have never been to DomCon before...We have gone to Leather things...DomCon was NOTHING like that at all....At DomCon its all about "playing "...Leather things < S&M = stand and model > is about looking good, don't get me wrong at DonCon they looked good and can use a flogger etc...I was there as a Special Guest, with Me was My wife/boi & our boi jo....boi brandon stayed home....Our flight was 9:30am on Fri., got a car and drove 1/2 hr. to the hotel...Fri. night was a Photo night at Club...A man came up to me and asked if he could take pictures for me...He was from N.J so we hit it off great...I found a black cross & did a body web on jo in red rope...It looked great...Pictures were taken of us...I took her down & we went into another room took some more pictures...Walked around taking pictures here & there...It was a lot of fun...I needed pictures taken to put on My web pages...I hooked up with a " Lady A " who was enjoying the pictures & wanted to be in a few with me...So it was fun doing it...She hung out with us a lot...Her & boi jo had a thing for each other... Sat. was a shopping day with all the Venders & workshops....I got a lot of good things singltail,floggers,cuffs,hog ties,mask,knives,and the best of all "A Daddy's Hat " Obie has been trying to find one for me and she did....It's black on black....It fits like it was made for me...I LOVE IT....Sat. night we went out to eat at a Japanese steak house....It was very nice...Then it was off to the Play party...We stayed until it was close to closing time...I got to try out some of My new toys < smile >....Lady A was with us off & on...After going back to the hotel I let boi jo loose to explore some hot sex...My boi let the girl know who was boss in the bed... Sun. was more shopping with the Venders & going to workshops....Saying Good bye to all the New people we met...I have to say it was a very good weekend...I was in a lot of pain off & on with My neck and had to do ice packs...I think I tried my best not to let it get to me....The pain now is worse then ever...I can't feel my 3 fingers or arm....This Sat I'm going for an MRI on My lower back...I hope this pain goes away soon... Current Mood:  uncomfortable |
| Tuesday, November 1st, 2005 |
| 2:43 pm |
The Hosp.
Well let me start by telling you about the experience I had in the Hops. yesterday ....I was there at 7 am for a 8 am appointment to get checked in to the outpatient clinic to have this pressure done...They started by hooking me up to an IV, things on my heart & a pulse thing on my arm...I'm sitting up on a cot with a gown on & under clothes on, open in the back...The Dr. came in and checked me out before saying I was able to get the pressure done...He sent in the nurses to do all the hook ups...Then her came in, also a girl with a big "U " Shaped xray machine that she put up so my head was inside the middle of the "U" ... there was a T.V hooked up to the "U" so the Dr. could see inside my neck....First Dr. cleaned & prepared the back of my neck, cleaning it etc....Then he told me every thing he was going to do , what I should be feeling when he was going to do it...He then told me I would feel like a sever bee was stinging my, that was to Num it...< fuck no it was like a 1000000 bees >Then he injected a die so he could see where he would need to inject the cortisone...The die Fucking hurt just as much....Then he injected the cortisone in...When he did that it was like 1000 what's of electricity went into me..My body jumped 2 inches up in the air, my arms also went up flying crazy...with that my vitals went for very good to below 40...I was crashing fast into shock & getting ready to pass out...It's hard being a Diabetic ...My face didn't lose color, no sweats, no eyes rolling...nothing to let them know anything was wrong....at that time he was done anyway...so they laid my down & just as fast I was back up to being ok....My left arm I had no control over it was weird ....I could see it flipping & flopping but I couldn't stop it...Then I was taken into the recovery room & they put an ice pack in the back of my neck...Gave me a pain pill & muscle relaxer...I was still on the IV until I had more then 1/2 the bag...Mom & boi brandon can into see me...They had coffee & a beagle for me to eat....Then I was dressed & wheeled out in a wheelchair to Mom's car....I came home & went to bed ASAP with the ice pack on the big lump on the back of my neck... I have an appointment to go back and do it again on Nov.22 at 7 am...But that is only 2 days before Thanksgiving...Today is day two after it was done & I feel like shit...The 3 fingers on my left had are still Num...So I'm going to change the date...I can say I really don't want to go do it...I'm going to lay down after I finish this ...I just wanted to write this first... Well let me end for now... P.S. WE WOM FIRST PACE FOR THE BEST COUSTOME.... |
| Sunday, October 30th, 2005 |
| 9:13 pm |
N.C. Leather 2005
Last night was the North Carolina Leather Contest, Halloween & play party...I was a Judge for NCL...It was nice to see a lot of people I know & meet new friend's...I have been talking to a f2m online and I invited him & his girlfriend to come meet me there...It was good to meet them face to face...There were both very cool...It turned out the he also new at tattoos....He did 17 so far...He checked out brandon's tattoo and said I did a very good job...< BIG SMILE > I can tell we will become good friends...He can give me points on tattoos & I can teach his girlfriend how to beat him the SSC way... The costume party was a blast for US....boi brandon and I found a funny costume for him to where...A pumpkin,,, so dam funny...I was the Flasher man...Obie was the flashing women...It was so much fun...No one knew it was Us....Obie did not want to be the man...I had soooooooooooooo much fun flashing & handing out condoms...It was fun...YES, We won 1st place.... < smile > At the play party I found a nice " X " with a table to put out all My floggers etc....I started by taking My knife and cutting the pumpkin costume off of brandon...I carved the pumpkin ...lol....We played for about 2- 2 1/2 hrs....It was a lot of fun...I love to play in public...The last time was in DC at ABW...I had boi jo, boi brandon & Obie to play with... That was a great play time... So the night was "fun for all " Tomorrow I have to go get a shot in My neck at the Hosp. & I'm so worried about how much pain It will be...Then I will have to lay in bed as still as I can for a few days...So this week has been crazy for me to get all the things done before Mon....Like Thurs. that the Van into the dealer to check the AC....Fri. I took My Jeep to the dealer to get the oil changed & also inspected...Sat. took the pickup truck and filled the back up with mulch to go around the flower beds...Wed.I also had the small pond wit water fall put in the ground in the front of the house...Plus go food shopping...Mon. I had to take Bruno to the Vet. because he broke a back toe climbing out of the pen...I'm going crazy before I have to stay in bed a few days...At least brandon is here to help me & bring me things....That's a plus... I miss jo...I wanted to talk all week to jo but hir cell phone is not working ...I have to be up and all better to go to Alt. Fri. to DomCon....That will be fun to spend time with jo & Obie...I'm looking forward to playing with jo I know my boi need a good beating...I'm up for it too....Sometimes a boi need to feel hir's Daddy's Love with a good beating....{{{{{{{{{{{{I LOVE YOU JO}}}}}}}}}}}}} Be safe out there...
Well, I said I would only write a few thing...I need to get my ass to bed now...I have to be at the Hosp. at 7 am...
Goodnight |
| Saturday, October 29th, 2005 |
| 12:38 am |
This is crazy....
Underappreciated | | The Battleaxe
Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLMf)
Sharp. Hardened. Dominating. The Battleaxe sweeps all before her, smiting and what not.
You've had a number of serious relationships, so you obviously have many attractive qualities. You're well experienced in dealing with other people's weirdnesses, and it's likely you're good in bed by now, too. Also, like the drunken housewife chucking Heinekens at her no-good husband, you've got a lot of energy.
People can tell you're sophisticated, and so you find yourself the object of infatuations quite often. But it's how you handle yourself in your relationships that gets you the 'brutal' tag. Controlling? Imperious? Overbearing? Yes, please.
Your exact opposite:
The Nurse
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer
| Remarkably, you don't mind the same from your women. You've experience enough to take whatever you dish out. Overall, you're a very good person and a capable lover, and when the time comes you'll make a fine divorcee.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Nurse
CONSIDER: The Battleaxe, someone just like you. |
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: Singletail |
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What are you???
Gay
You scored -47 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight) |
| As of right now, you are interested in the same sex. You have very little to no sexual interest in the opposite sex. If you are sexually inexperienced at this point, it is possible that you have latent heterosexual tendencies that you have not yet discovered. |
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 0% on Orientation |
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| Monday, October 17th, 2005 |
| 3:11 pm |
| Your Career Type: Realistic | 
You are practical and mechanical.
Your talents lie in working with tools, mechanical or electrical drawings, machines, or animals.
You would make an excellent:
Carpenter - Diesel Mechanic - Electrician
Farmer - Fire Fighter - Flight Engineer
Forester - Locksmith - Locomotive Engineer
Pilot - Police Officer - Truck Driver
The worst career options for your are social careers, like social worker or teacher. |
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| 2:06 pm |
N.C State Fair
It opened on Fri. Oct. 14 so Mom & I went ....Because of my back I had to rent a scooter to get around...We had a lot of fun...We love to check out the flowers & vegetables...I'm always looking to bye some new chickens...At the chicken house there were judging so none were up for sale...I didn't go back later to look again to see what I could get...SO No new chickens or ducks...I'm having a new chicken house built...I'm a New York City Dyke & now I love all of My chickens...Something I never had before...I had a few killed by the new dog across the street...Next time he comes into My yard "I WILL SHOOT HIM " The owner was told...In N.C I have that right...So now they keep it on a lead... The workers are here today working on the Dungeon...It will be so great when that is all done...I will love to get all the equipment put in...It feels like its taking so long to finish... Sat. My Leather Club had a party at a Men's Leather Bar in Raleigh...I had to get the birthday cake...Obie & I sold Jell-O shots...Then later on that night we sold pieces of cake for $1.00 each to throw at the birthday boy for his 51 st birthday...It was so much fun...A lot of people bought cake but didn't want to throw it at him, so I did...lol...Pay back...I wish My boi jo could have come too...I know its so hard on her not to be able to do thing with her job....We are all going to DonCon http://www.domconatlanta.com/Home.htm The first weekend of Nov. that will be a blast...I have some birthday wakes to give out...There will be a lot of play party so I hope My toy bag gets passed for the Air Plane...I would hate to have to explain what is in it...LOL...But I talk out some things, knives, needles etc... I will post how that went.... Well, I will end for now... Current Mood:  just ate |
| Monday, October 10th, 2005 |
| 6:53 pm |
Shoping !!!
Shopping with My Mother is always fun...Well Halloween is coming...Also on Oct. 29 I will be judging the NC Leather 2005 contest... http://www.ncleathercontest.org/ After there will be a costume party as well as a play party...Sounds like a blast...So I know I have to come up with something way out and funny...Something not expected at all...For the contest I will have on My Leather Tux with tails, Leather paints, tux shirt with a leather bow tie...Very sharp, I must say Myself...My wife got Me the Tux jacket for My birthday 2 yrs. ago at ABW in D.C...I love it but only get to where it to the ABW Banquet every yr. This is a good reason to where it as well...After all I am a Judge 2nd chair < smile > I am also " NC Leather Dyke 2003 " I started off wanting to be a " old man Flasher " with a rain coat and flash a HUG DICK and Obie could be a sexy old lady and flash HUGE TITS < plastic ones >...Two Dykes and one has to be the women !!! So I went out to a thrift store and found a men's rain coat & very ugly tie...I have a white button down shirt & boxers...So today for the women I found the most ugly dress with flowers and 6 buttons down the front...It have bright yellow & green and a shit load of other colors in it...I also found big hairy bright green sleepers..so Funny...Then I went into a $1.00 store and found big beaded neckless, bright orange curls with a bow kids hair piece...Yellow sponge curles,bag, earings....Ohhh this old sexy lady has some "trailer trash " going on.. You would need sun glasses to look at her...She is BRIGHT...I think she will be so funny...In her bag there will be candy to give out...In the old mans pocket will be a lot of condoms...How funny is this pair??? I have to two, 1/2 masks < old man & old lady > so it stops at the mouth...They are great looking...It will be so hard for anyone to know its us if we don't talk...Can you just see going from a Tux into this ??? The old man flashing & the old lady flashing what a couple...I wanted to be the old man, but now I'm thinking it may be even funnier if I do the old women...It SO NOT LIKE ME....I don't and haven't in many yrs.had a dress on... Sense being a young kid being made to put on dress & fighting Mom not to put it on...So I don't know who I will be yet...All I know is it will be funny.. I'll let you know who I am....Its all about fun...Oh well let me get to cooking something to eat Obie is on her way home.... Current Mood: chipperCurrent Music: none |
| 1:17 pm |
New Journal
I don't know why I need a Journal...I thought I would try it... All I know is I love My family...I am Blessed to have them ...Sometimes its hard to be Me... I just make it look easy...lol.... Current Mood: amusedCurrent Music: My birds |
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